[his voice is somewhere between uneasy and annoyed]Okay, so...if anybody can hear me, I really need to know what the hell is going on. I was in the Antarctic, and now I'm in some kind of tropical jungle. Does anyone want to tell me how that happened?
Also, if anyone's seen a girl with a ponytail in a red jacket, let me know, all right? Her name's Claire. Tell her that her knight in shining armor is looking for her.